Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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