I hate all girls vehemently.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Come see our sink grown plant.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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