they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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