we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Come share oat with me in your robe
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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