I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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