Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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