the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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