how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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