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'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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