He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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