what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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