omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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