At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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