bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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