that's an acceptable place to lick
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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