Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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