Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I party with great urgency now.
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