This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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