I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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