Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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