I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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