I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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