i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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