You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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