She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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