Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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