Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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