? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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