i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and she was petting her beer can
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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