Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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