she was so not down for the gang bang
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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