Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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