is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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