I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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