After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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