Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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