what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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