3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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