i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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