Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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