In the future we'll all be gay
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize