wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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