I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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