i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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