I bet he comes in French.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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