dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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