): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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