took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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