Small penises have feelings too.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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