theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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